Tommy: You’re nice in your zebra striped shirt!
(looks at me eating chicken, then adds):
Zebras don’t eat chicken. They’re vegetarians!
Then he added: Only white tigers eat chicken.
So…I guess the next time I eat meat I best not wear this shirt. Didn’t think of this contradiction. Thank goodness he pointed it out to me. Whew!
Gonna go shop for a shirt that makes me look like a white tiger. Cause, well, I kinda like chicken.
Tommy (thinking about Math after overhearing Cousin Iain discussing which Math classes he is taking in preparation to study Engineering at university in a couple of years): I don’t like 21+21=42. I can’t eat 42 organic free range chickens.
Yes, that would likely be too many chickens to eat. Yes, indeed.